All three Theory scents. One product. The fastest way to figure out which one is yours.
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Cedar + Bourbon, Oak Moss + Vetiver, Bay Rum + Clove. Live with each one for a week. Decide which one becomes yours.
We put the trio in Multi-Surface because it's the cleaner that goes everywhere — kitchen, bathroom, glass, living room. You'll smell each scent in every room.
$79 for all three is roughly $11 less than buying them as singles, and on sub it's $65. Once you know your scent, subscribe to that one in the products you actually use.
Three small bottles in one box, no plastic clamshell. The 'thoughtful gift for the person who already has everything' SKU.
Every bottle, every cleaner, every ounce. Listed in full.
A week with each. Then you'll know which one is yours.
Early-access kit owners on what the system actually feels like.
Spent a week with each on the counter. Cedar was nice, Oak Moss was the most universally liked at parties, but Bay Rum + Clove is the one I kept reaching for. Subscribed to the Kitchen Cleaner in Bay Rum the next day.
He's the guy who has every gadget. The trio kit was the first gift in years he actually used immediately. Texted me the next morning: 'the bourbon one.' Now he's a subscriber.
Put Cedar in the kitchen, Oak Moss in the living room, Bay Rum in the bathroom. Whole apartment smells different in each section. Wife thinks it's intentional design. It's just cleaning spray.
Reviews shown are pre-launch testimonials from early-access kit owners. Full review corpus available on request.
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